That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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