I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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