somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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