i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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