Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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