Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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