So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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