You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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