I hate your face
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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