so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Oh god it's open bar.
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