Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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