My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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