he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
