what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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