No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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