Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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