I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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