party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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