it wasn't lemon gatorade
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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