In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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