Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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