thus making me awesome and them whores
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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