Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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