: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Randomize