i think i have herpe
just one?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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