We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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