Pappa wants mamma naked
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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