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say what?
wanna hang out?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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