awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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