Sponge bath it is.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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