you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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