After last night, I could never be a politician.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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