He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i just had sex bonerless
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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