Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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