accomplished twins. life is a go
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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