their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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