make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
40s are totally the cure
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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