Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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