you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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