Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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