hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You are the jesus of drinking
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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