the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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