I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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