i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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