Betty ford says i'm here all night
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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