brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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