I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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