last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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