i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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