So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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