we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I think my moral compass just broke
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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