it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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