Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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