I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
