Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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