Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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