I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Please don't give away my fajitas
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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